If you're anything like me and specify "no candy" every year, and wind up with a stocking jammed full of Ghiradelli and gourmet jelly beans anyway, take heed.
Obviously, we can't get mad. Santa is a wise old man and knows what we truly need.
Ideally, we should indulge a bit at a time, perhaps breaking off a bite for a loved one every now and then. But realistically, one Lindt truffle is just not enough, especially while listening to your furnace gobble up your tax returns before your W2 is even printed...
My advice? Eat it. Enjoy. Move on.
The harder you try to resist the temptation, the faster it will burst into flames, quite literally, when you rip the whole mess out of the freezer where you tried to hide it and throw it into the microwave and hit start without so much as a thought toward removing the foil. Hypothetically.
